You know, in retrospect, having gay marriage as a debate topic when I was the only openly gay kid in class was SUPER WEIRD. Imagine if you walked into AP Gov and your teacher pointed at you like, “I don’t think Brian should have health insurance because he sucks. Discuss?”
a grown man: haha I’m such a baby I don’t know how to take care of myself because women, including my mother, have wasted decades of their precious lives and time and energy doing everything for me and now I’m a lazy pathetic unfeeling shithead. it’s so sweet that I don’t know how to chop an onion or use fabric conditioner haha awh I need a girlfriend to look after me